Use it in a sentence, remix

Remember the inaugural post for NSFW? Well, this just in …

vagazzle, v. to bejewel your brazillian.
I did not make this word up but I really wish I had.
UPDATE: All Souls College has abolished the one-word entrance essay. Do you think it’s because “vagazzle” has now entered the lexicon? Again, I really wish I had been responsible for this.

8 thoughts on “Use it in a sentence, remix

  1. I think being ahead is a matter of opinion. I am really not sure how this happens. If they are applied by hand then I think the esthetician would need to buy me dinner first. Ok, now I'm behind.And thank you B, for declining this dubious verb. If this whole professor thing doesn't work out I am going to look into managing the V'jazzlers. I'm pretty sure we could give the Pussycat Dolls a run for their money (not that that would be difficult. Oh, snap.). First hit single: a cover of Siouxsie and the Banshees's "Dazzle". "It's a glittering prize."Ok, now I'm way too far behind.

  2. I think being ahead is a matter of opinion. I am really not sure how this happens. If they are applied by hand then I think the esthetician would need to buy me dinner first. Ok, now I'm behind.And thank you B, for declining this dubious verb. If this whole professor thing doesn't work out I am going to look into managing the V'jazzlers. I'm pretty sure we could give the Pussycat Dolls a run for their money (not that that would be difficult. Oh, snap.). First hit single: a cover of Siouxsie and the Banshees's "Dazzle". "It's a glittering prize."Ok, now I'm way too far behind.

  3. Sounds itchy!ps I think the danger of falling UP stairs is grossly underestimated. My worst incidents happen coming out of crowded tube stations in London. I have caused many a three man pile up (and those Brits are so funny- it always turns into a polite-off with everyone trying to have the last “sorry”.) And I stay well clear of motorcycles. I already know how that would end.

  4. This whole thing scares me. Now that it has been lexiconically (if they can make up a word so can I) legitimized it is even more scary.

  5. I can't use it in a sentence but I can offer a corrupted declension that might come in handy: Vagazzly (adv) state of being blinded by several bejewelled brazillians. "The patient presented feeling vagazzly after attending a sauna with friends." Sub-acute bacterial vagazzleitis (med) Chronic infection caused by torn skin; often associated with post-vagazzle trauma. VagazzElle (n) Women's magazine featuring bejewelled brazillians. V'jazzlers (n) Inevitable all-girl band who never perform in trousers.

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