agingsy, n. Quality of growing old on one’s own terms by consistently violating stupid by-laws in hilarious ways.
dismsal, a. Emptiness one feels when one empties the wine bottle and realises the liquor store has just closed.
manpyre, n. Conflagration that occurs when one sets fire to an ex-boyfriend’s clothing, while he is still wearing them.
And, because this is a fashion blog, here are some words on a t-shirt that a friend recently sent me:
It arrived the day after Mother’s Day, which I am choosing to believe is a coincidence.